Rambo

This might be a bit jumbled since I'm sicker than hell with whatever that stomach bug is that's going around, but I had to post this. HAD TO.

In my town there is a guy who is nicknamed Rambo, who we have all decided is pretty crazy. So we don't give him much thought. This past summer though, he went up and and down Lake Nancy (in my town) asking people to join together to form the Lake Nancy Coalition.

Basically, he wanted to get together a group of people who would band together and share firearms and food should trouble arise and defend our town. Like... mercenaries. Against something like a terrorist threat.

He was DEAD SERIOUS.

Mom just told me about it, since she found out from a close friend of ours who was asked by the guy.

I think the scariest part is, for once Rambo might actually have a good idea, because these are fairly troubled times. And like... we are our only protection where I am. We are MILES from the nearest police station, and we're not a city so I doubt we're high priority to the national guard or something. And I really am worried about the fate of the country.

But since Rambo said it, the idea won't be going anywhere past the idea stage, because as I said before, he's insane.

Yeah, these things really do happen in small towns. It's not just a Hollywood joke. I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified... or both.

Ummm... yeah. So, anyone wanna come live here? >.>;;;