Crazy Aunt Ruth

So today I went to see my Great Aunt Katherine at my Great Aunt Ruth's house, and it was a riot. Hadn't seen Aunt Katherine in 10 years, and even though Aunt Ruth was at my graduation party a year and a half ago, I didn't see much of her then either. But it was good to see them, and they're funny people.

Especially Aunt Ruth.

Let me give you an idea. This woman was going to town to get groceries. And everyone knows Aunt Ruth because she is the lead volunteer who organizes EVERYTHING, so much so she made the papers a few years back. She has all the dirt, knows everyone, and everyone knows her. Anyways, so she was going to get groceries, and was at a traffic light. And you know how sometimes you don't notice the light turned green right away, and feel ashamed a bit. Well, that happened to her minus the shame, and she was about to start going when the guy behind her lays on the horn. And most of us would just ignore them, but not Aunt Ruth! She PARKED THE CAR in the middle of the intersection, GOT OUT OF THE CAR, and went back asking "Do you need me for something?" She then waited for an answer, and upon receiving none got back in the car and went her merry way.

She's also told her local politicians to shove off and that she wasn't giving them any special treatment in the 250th town birthday parade. Like... she put them near the end of the line. And when they sent people over to bitch and complain, Aunt Ruth told them to cut the shit, she didn't give a damn, and they could wait since they were here just to serve their own selfish desires and not for a love of the town. And then she sent word over later to their secretaries and told them that they had lost Johnstown's vote since they didn't have the decency to stick around and at least make an appearance after the parade, when it was well known they had at least five minutes time! Ohhh, she's a mean one. She will give it to you straight, she takes no shit, and you definitely would rather die than be taken prisoner by that woman.

But everyone wanted to spend the night at her house. lol I love this woman. And she's so old that she has those elderly concepts. Like, she is fairly racist, and considers pot to be a MAJOR drug, and all sorts of funny stuff. But I love her, she's cool.

She gave us tons of black walnuts too, to plant. And said if we could crack one open (and not accidentally explode it in the microwave like she did LMAO) you can sell the meat for a lot of money. Apparently these fuckers are hard as a coconut to crack! So we shall see!

Aunt Katherine got KFC for dinner, but I declined since I don't like it and it mutually doesn't like me. And instead I came home and made taco salad, had two bowls of it, and am paying the price. It is no longer worth the second bowl. LMAO

I actually ended up in this state that I was so in limbo between feeling sick and feeling better I WANTED to feel sick again because it'd be better than the limbo! I really thought I was going to die or go crazy in the limbo. There's no way to describe this horrid, horrid feeling. It was bad though. oo;;;

But yes, that was my fun day at Aunt Ruth's. Aunt Katherine leaves for Texas again tomorrow, to go back home. I hope she visits again soon. She really is missed.

And I can't wait to see Aunt Ruth again. What a riot. LMAO